OK, I’m Sold!

Remember my little business plan?

If this bill that Sebstian is talking about goes through, I’m totally in!

H.R. 1093 would also provide for the transfer and possession of new machineguns by professional film and theatrical organizations.

Fuck yeah! I got no personal use for prostitutes, but as an owner of a film studio I can buy new, inexpensive machine guns? Fuck yeah! My new carry gun? An SA 361 The KLOBB!!

And for our personal security all guards will carry M16s chambered in .357 Sig! We can add a full-auto shooting range for customers (for fun, or for their films). And of course I won’t build it in Massachusetts, I’ll move back to Maine or New Hampshire.

Wally, you may need to quit your day job!

Oh yeah, and I’ll need a new FAL…with da SWITCH!!!

The heavens are talking to me. If you build it, they will Cum! 😀

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0 Responses to OK, I’m Sold!

  1. North says:

    “If you build it, they will Cum!”

    Heavens!

  2. JD says:

    Let me know when you are hiring security folks. . . = )

  3. Chris in Texas says:

    That’s just what we need. Theatre nerds with unfettered access to full-auto weaponry.

  4. Reputo says:

    Security folks? Who needs them, the machine guns are for the actors. I’ll go brush up on my British accent.

    So, with all of the special effects that Hollywood can do, a full auto is the last thing they need. So if they get them, surely us normal folks can get them. And a theatrical company? I sure hope they are issuing ear plugs at the door to the theater. Good acoustical buildings tend to amplify sound, not dampen it.

  5. tommy says:

    Wait, porn actors/actresses with full auto weaponry? Weer’d, this is sounding better and better. You could make the world’s best and most popular gunsmith training videos!

    Talk about a way to normalize guns. I mean, look at what it did for VHS.

  6. Wally says:

    No more than 10 minutes ago I was shooting a full auto M16 in 357sig, so as far as I am concerned, EVERYONE will need one !

    The proposed law has been kicking around for a while. I am ambivalent on the law because it somehow makes theatrical groups better than average joes. Then again, there is no basis for that so it could be easily overturned along with 922o. I’ve known a few pols to write legislation intended just to f-up other legislation after appeal…..

  7. PISSED says:

    Weer’d I’m a newbie here to commenting, but I like your thinking… kinda along the lines of the Actiongirls sites 🙂

    Not that i’ve ever seen any, I’ve just heard about them 😉

  8. Eric Shelton says:

    Mentioning that gun made me re-live games of GoldenEye on the N64. It’s KLOBBering time!

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