“Gun Death” Beans

I’ve heard of beans killing you this way, but never this way.

DENVER (Reuters) – A 56-year-old man was killed when he was buried under a 20-foot (six-meter) mound of pinto beans at a warehouse in eastern Colorado where he worked, police said.

Raymond Segura Jr. was pronounced dead at the Brush, Colorado, facility of the Kelley Bean Company on Thursday after efforts to reach him alive were unsuccessful, Morgan County Undersheriff Dave Martin said.

Yikes! Well at least he wasn’t shot! He’d have been MORE dead if this had been a “Gun Death”

h/t Jake

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5 Responses to “Gun Death” Beans

  1. bluesun says:

    That’s why you should always go with black beans instead of pinto beans!

  2. MAJ Mike says:

    Someone tell Og. He says that his pharts are deadly.

  3. SGB says:

    Now it’s 16 bean soup.

  4. Critter says:

    shoulda stuck to lentils. they’re lighter.

  5. Jake says:

    And of course, as far as CSGV is concerned, there was no gun involved so this death isn’t worth a hill of beans.

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