Weapons, they grow on trees!
One man has been arrested after police say he used a 4-foot tree branch to threaten a store clerk.
Marvin Jones, 43, was arrested Tuesday and could face charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. Officers were called to the 7-Eleven at 1101 N. Western Ave. where they say Jones screamed obscenities at the them.
A store clerk told police that Jones, who referred to himself as “General Jones,” was banned from the store for making death threats against the store manager….After a struggle, police arrested him in the parking lot. While in the back of the police car, Jones tried to light himself on fire with a lighter, according to officers.
This dude is obviously more crazy than deadly…still a nice solid swing with a tree branch can certainly end somebody’s day. Hey but let’s not concern ourselves with things that aren’t “Gun Death”!