Pardon?

Again the President has “Pardoned” another tasty bird!

Maybe someday we’ll have a President that isn’t such a Metrosexual Beta-male (or Female) to instead kill and gut their own bird and stuff it in the oven!

If God Didn’t want us to eat Animals he wouldn’t have made them out of meat!

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3 Responses to Pardon?

  1. McThag says:

    “If lord Juju did not want us to eat of Man; why did He make Man of MEAT?”

    The skit that’s from has a line along the lines of, “First you’ll say eating people is wrong, then you’ll say killing people is wrong…” the chief is interrupted here with, “Now don’t be ridiculous!”

    I miss Dr Demento.

  2. Paladin says:

    Opinions vary on when this actually started. Eisenhower ate all his every year. Some say Truman was the first, but there’s no documentation for it. JFK was the first to spare one the ax… and it all rolled from there. GW Bush was the first to officially grant a “Presidential Pardon” for the Turkey.

    Its all so stupid. They do this, and then wander back into the Whitehouse to eat a Turkey Dinner. I’d like a President to go out the week before Thanksgiving, shoot their own turkey, clean it, and eat that for Thanksgiving.

    If nothing else, the PSH of the Gaia crowd would be worth the price of admission.

  3. Teke says:

    Meanwhile the dog was hiding under the desk in the Oval Office. The last place the president may happen by.

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