OK this is just Comedy GOLD!
Not quite ready to give up on her presidential ambitions, comedian Roseanne Barr is joining up with activist Cindy Sheehan for a new run at the White House.
Fox News has learned that over the past few days Barr asked Sheehan to join her in an attempt to win the little-known Peace and Freedom Party’s line on the California ballot.
A party official told Fox News that Barr, who failed in her attempt earlier this year to win the Green Party nomination, has a “fairly high chance” of securing the spot after she again reached out to Peace and Freedom leaders several weeks ago. This was something her campaign explored months ago, but Green Party rules forbid crossover nominees so Barr abandoned that effort.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
That is all!
I don’t know Weerd. Could she really be all THAT worse than the crap sandwich and the turd salad that we will be expected to choose between come election day? Certianly she’s an idiot, but having an idiot in office might actually wake people up to just how bad it has really gotten. Hell, congress might even unite in an effort to keep her from burning the entire place down and actual cooperation might break out. Failing that, maybe she WOULD burn the whole place down and we could get this whole societal collapse thing out of the way before I’m too old to be of any use in protecting my family.
Quite frankly, if she is on the ticket when I pull the curtian, I’m gonna vote for her. But then again, I live in Florida and every year come storm season I root for the hurricains (not the sports team) so I might just be a sick bastard.
BTW, I reserve the right to change my mind about this. Lately I’ve been in an odd “let it all go to hell” frame of mind. I hope I snap out of it soon… I’m even annoying myself.
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I dunno, I’m going to vote for Gary Johnson because he’ll spend his entire time in office trying to burn down everything that’s simply gone wrong in the last 50 years.
It hasn’t?
We have to use an even bigger idiot?
Wait… who are we talking about?
Ho
Lee
Crap.
That would be ridiculous.
Poor Cindy. I wonder if any of the Hollywood celebs that used her back in 2004 to try and get at W ever send her a card… or would even cross the street to piss on her if she was on fire.
Cindy is a great example of a useful idiot. Celebrated and cherished when she can be used, and discarded like garbage when she can’t.
All aboard the crazy train. Woo woo!