Foodie Funny

Discovered these two “Recipes” today and laughed my ass off.

“Recipe” for Ice

2 cups water (approximately)
2 tablespoons water (additional if needed)

Directions:

1
Empty the ice cubes that are left in the trays (if there are any left) into the bin.
2
Take the trays over to the sink and fill them with cold water.
3
Place the water filled ice trays back in the freezer.
4
Replace the ice bin if you had to remove it.
5
Shut the door to the freezer.

And How to Boil Water

3
Place your pot in the sink under the tap. If you have never used a sink before, it is the large depression in your counter top. (If you live with someone else, they may have filled it with dirty dishes; in this case, wash them or simply remove them from the sink and place them in the oven — someone else will eventually discover them there and wash them.).

And when its from Food.com where I grab a ton of recipes when I’m cooking, it makes it even MORE funny!

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One Response to Foodie Funny

  1. AZRon says:

    Lucky for you I’m a gourmet chef. There is a step missing in both of the above recipes.

    * Season to taste.

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