Foodie Funny

Discovered these two “Recipes” today and laughed my ass off.

“Recipe” for Ice

2 cups water (approximately)
2 tablespoons water (additional if needed)


Empty the ice cubes that are left in the trays (if there are any left) into the bin.
Take the trays over to the sink and fill them with cold water.
Place the water filled ice trays back in the freezer.
Replace the ice bin if you had to remove it.
Shut the door to the freezer.

And How to Boil Water

Place your pot in the sink under the tap. If you have never used a sink before, it is the large depression in your counter top. (If you live with someone else, they may have filled it with dirty dishes; in this case, wash them or simply remove them from the sink and place them in the oven — someone else will eventually discover them there and wash them.).

And when its from where I grab a ton of recipes when I’m cooking, it makes it even MORE funny!

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One Response to Foodie Funny

  1. AZRon says:

    Lucky for you I’m a gourmet chef. There is a step missing in both of the above recipes.

    * Season to taste.

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