“Gun Death” Meat

Not a death, but maybe a reason for a mandated vegan diet.

Authorities say a western Pennsylvania man beat his wife with a package of frozen ground beef, then ran away when police were called.

Its not unreasonable that somebody might be killed by blunt force from a frozen piece of meat. Of course can you imagine somebody being hurt as much with a bag of frozen peas?

OF COURSE NOT! MANDATORY VEGAN DIETS!!! IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE!!!!