Police in northeastern Ohio say an 82-year-old man was cited for flying a kite while he was naked.
Officers say they received calls earlier this week about a bald man without any clothes who was flying a kite at the Summit County Fairgrounds.
Police say the man initially denied being naked, but he had to search through a pair of pants on the passenger seat when he was asked for identification.
He was cited for public nudity and asked not to return to the fair grounds again. He was back the next day fully clothed and was cited for criminal trespass.
Ever notice when somebody gets cited for public nudity it’s always an old wrinkled fella, or some fat hairy dude? Never a hot 20-something with a toned body!
Dang! Tallmadge is less than an hour from me. Forty-five years after Woodstock, the brown acid is finally kicking in, and the man, identified only as Star Child . . . .:)