Gunblog Variety Cast EP 77

Show notes here, show below.

Also Sean has a Facebook blurb with some summary. Comment below if you care

Adam and I bring you another episode of The GunBlog VarietyCast.
I’ve heard some really scary things about this Zika virus, and Erin Palette tries to talk me down off the ledge.
Nicki Kenyon discusses the African Islamist terror group al Shabaab.
Barron B is on assignment this week (get well soon!)
And Weer’d continues with his multi-week fisking of Obama’s disastrous CNN Town Hall. This week, the pro-gun questions.

GBVC Sink

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Squirrel Report: T-Shirt Talk and More

So we had a great show the other night (and you probably already listened to it)

A few calls, but mostly us ranting. I thought it was pretty awesome!

IT’S THE SQUIRREL REPORT!!!

Squirrel Camp

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Gunblog Variety Cast Ep 76

Another great show!

You know the drill, Show notes here, show below!

GBVC Sink

Enjoy!

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The Other Side of Bartending

For those of you who follow my blog for the mixology, I HAVE to share this discovery!

So I LOVE watching videos of skilled bartenders making fine cocktails, and it’s really a big tent, there are videos of people all around the world (If you want a treat, look for bartenders from Japan, the style they teach over there is quite unique….tho most of the cocktails you’ll have to watch VERY closely as most of them aren’t subtitled), and everything for bartenders who will be slinging drinks the night they shot that video, pros who write books and have more of a hosting background, to people like me who just have a bar at home and mix for pleasure alone.

I have my favorites, but really competent bar tending (at least the cocktail craft side of the game) really just takes a little practice, and an open mind (To actually managed a stacked up bar on a Saturday night is a TOTALLY different skill set, and frankly not something I enjoyed back when I made my bread from behind a bar).

But there’s another side, and frankly I’ve found a guilty pleasure in this. They call themselves the American Bartending School, and they ACTUALLY are taking money from people to teach them to fuck-up drinks!

Don’t believe me? Check out this Cloths-hanger abortion!

HOLY SHIT!!! Let’s just run-down the mistakes.

#1: Served on the rocks not up. This is the most minor complaint, TECHNICALLY you always have the option to serve the drink up or on the rocks if it’s a cocktail. There are truly some cocktails where the bartender really should ask how the patron wants their drink. Super popular drinks today like the Negroni I see just as often on the rocks as straight up in a cocktail glass or coupe. I drink a lot of gimlets, and I really prefer those drinks on the rocks, but most bar books call for them to be served up, and we’ll be talking about the Sazerac soon, I drink 90% of them on the rocks, tho I will freely admit they taste better when I got to the trouble and serve it up.

Still all that being said, a Manhattan or a martini is really a lesser drink on the rocks, and I’ve only been handed a martini on the rocks by a paid bartender at a ghetto casino bar on an international ferry boat….it was in a plastic cup too.

#2: Garbage ice. This is also a bit of a minor complaint, as 90% of the bars out there use ice from bags or ice machines. Still these little thin chips of ice melt REALLY fast, warm up fast if you’re keeping them in an ice well behind the bar, and break up with even the most gentle shaking causing what is called “Bruising”. As I said, most bars survive just fine with this ice, but using large hard-frozen ice can do more good for a cocktail than you might expect.

#3: He uses Segram’s Seven. It’s not a BAD whiskey per-se, I used to keep a bottle in my liquor cabinet for over a decade until I decided that Canadian Mist was a better value for a similar product. Still Segram’s Seven is a dirt-cheap blended Canadian whiskey, it’s REALLY good quality at the price point, but this is 100% the wrong application for this whiskey. Manhattans are traditionally made with Rye (Classical) or Bourbon (more modern), and both bring robust, but different flavors (I prefer the more dry flavor of the Rye which I feel contrasts better with the sweet vermouth) and you can even use scotch (preferably blended in this case) to make a Rob Roy. The point I’m driving at is Manhattans shine with whiskeys with lots of character, and Blended Canadian is notable for its mellow smoothness. Blended Canadian is better for a whiskey sour, or a Whiskey and Coke, or The Carte Blanche , not a Manhattan.

#4: No mixing! WTF??? I’ve watched this video a few times now, and I’m surprised every time he pours in the vermouth, pours in the whiskey, drops in a cherry…..and serves???? This is a disaster! If you drink from the glass you’re essentially going to get ice and whiskey, and maybe the faintest hint of vermouth. If you continue to drink your drink (and why would you, I would honestly hand the drink back to the bartender and walk out at this point…I would NOT pay money for a drink so botched as this. This is WORSE than ordering a median-rare steak and getting a well-done hunk of meat on your plate!) you will eventually get down to a concoction that will likely be whiskey-flavored vermouth water, as most of the vermouth will still be in the bottom of the glass, there will be a BUNCH of water now because that trash-ice won’t take long to melt, and most of the whiskey will have been consumed. If you take a sip from the straw you’ll get a straight shot of vermouth with MAYBE some whiskey in it. At no point in drinking this cocktail will you EVER experience a Manhattan!

#5: Here’s the big one: NO BITTERS! A Manhattan REALLY needs Angostura bitters, it’s a flavor that is just BORN to pair with Whiskey, and I can’t recall reading a single bar tending book A) Without this Recipe, and B) Just listing the drink as Whiskey and Vermouth. They ALWAYS list the bitters……but not this BARTENDING SCHOOL!!!!

And for comparison, plus I love this video about why you stir rather than shake drinks like the Martini or Manhattan:

BTW you’ll note he uses the REALLY High-Zoot Luxardo Cherries I really need to break down and buy a jar, but I just use the cheap ones you find at the grocery store. I’m sure the Luxardos are WAYY better, but I like to drop 3 cherries in my Manhattan and enjoy them while drinking the drink as a food-pairing.

Now I think I’ve talked a lot about it here and elsewhere, but I LOVE Sazeracs. Of all the drinks I love, oddly this one I will often cut corners with it. If you want to make it RIGHT, I use Rye, a splash of Pernod (The volume you use of this, I really don’t see the need in the huge expense of absinthe) and the Peychaud’s bitters, then stir and strain into a chilled cocktail glass (traditional servings will be into a small rocks glass that has been chilled, but emptied of ice….also traditional servings the chilled glass is coated with absinthe, rather than mixed with the drink, and a dash of syrup or sugar is added…I like just a dash more Pernod and skip the sugar entirely, and by stirring the Pernod with the ingredients it keeps you from getting a fog of anise oils at the bottom of your glass, Then you add a twist of lemon and away you go. My corner-cutting method is just adding all the ingredients to a rocks glass with ice and giving it a quick swirl with my wrist to mix it all, and I skip the lemon twist. I like this, but it’s hardly a great Sazerac.

Still while I might be ashamed on what I call a Sazerac most nights, check out this abomination!

Remember this is a BAR TENDING SCHOOL! While he is correct on the origin of the drink, and that Brandy WAS the original whiskey used (Again new Orleans drink, so the french maker used all french ingredients) But note he talks about “Picard’s Bitters” and “Absinethe”. When you watch these videos you’ll see the “trained bartenders” don’t know the proper name for ANYTHING! I hardly have rights to complain, but if you’re claiming to run a SCHOOL you might want to know what things are called, and they consistently don’t.

Overall not as horrible as the Manhattan which he totally ruined, he does make the minor error of not chilling the glass (the idea being a warm glass will INSTANTLY warm up a cocktail you just spent good effort getting cold…it’s the same idea of adding and discarding boiling water from a tea pot before brewing tea), and the MAJOR fouls of adding a TON of simple syrup (IMHO this drink will be WAYYY too sweet) and an orange peel for garnish rather than lemon which just isn’t right IMHO.

Again a compare and contrast:

These guys are taking good money to make rotten bartenders if these are their presentation models!

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Squirrel Report: THE CALL IN!

Now that was more like it! We’ve prided ourselves in being the only internet radio call-in show but we never get as many calls as we’d like.

Until last night! Thanks to all who called in, you made for quite the awesome show!

Tropical Squirrel 7

IT’S THE SQUIRREL REPORT!!

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Handgun Radio: Bayside Custom Gunworks

Really amazing show! Ryan and I sat down with Chris who is a custom gunsmith and long-range handgun hunter

Check out what his shooting irons do!!

It was a really fun show, you should enjoy it!

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Gunblog Variety Cast Ep 75

The latest show is up!

Show notes here, show below.

GBVC Sink

Enjoy!

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Why We Call them “Gun Grabbers”

This exchange is Washington State simply sums it up PERFECTLY!

So this is in response to an anti-gun bill that FORCES police departments to destroy all guns seized by police. (I will note that if the department decides to destroy one or all the guns transferred to the police department, they still can)

His argument is that if a heroin dealer’s gun is sold to an FFL (which will help pad the department’s budget…something you always hear about whenever a department is asked) it MIGHT end up back in the hands of another bad person.

When questioned in turn if in fact those sales would be done through an FFL with a background check (Which BTW is the ONLY legal way for a police department to transfer a gun to a private individual who is not already the rightful owner…both in Washington which has the stupid Universal Background Check law, but federally under the Gun Control act of 1968), he notes that indeed all guns formally in police custody are only sold with background checks but “There is always that chance…”

This of course begs the question: If said heroin dealer is locked up, and his gun seized as a forfeiture, and is then sold to XYZ Gun and Pawn down the street has some inherent risk of getting back into the hands of another dangerous person (let alone the SAME dangerous person, thanks to the revolving door criminal justice system), what is the difference between THAT gun, and every other gun sitting beside it in the used rack?
What’s the difference between those guns and the guns in the USED racks?
Why were you so eager to push “Universal Background Checks”, but can’t even trust transferring the gun to an O1 or 02 FFL? I mean we now trust PRIVATE CITIZENS to own guns and not illegally transfer them!!!

For the longest time when an anti-gun bill was suggested, us pro-gun forces called it out as an incremental step to confiscation and outlaw of private firearms. We were mocked at paranoid for such conjecture.

using Occam’s Razor, can you see ANY other rational motivation for this?

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Cool Video on Headshots

So cool!

I just assumed with the brain destroyed or severely malfunctioning from being carved up and/or scrambled caused the respective motor nerves to dump their neuro transmitters….which I guess is true, but I’d sound like an idiot explaining that….

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Gunblog Variety Cast Ep 74

Another Great show for your this week!

Show notes here, show below!

GBVC Sink

Enjoy!

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