So my wife is a really good cook. Since I switch to part-time work, I might be getting close to surpassing her skills in the kitchen.
Still she has a very demanding job, but also likes to cook. There was a time when she would say “Oh, i’ll cook X for Dinner tonight”, and when I got home, I’d find that she wasn’t home and was working late, or was too tired from a long day in the office to cook.
Yeah that sucked…but I never thought of this as an option!
A furious husband cut off his wife’s head with a scythe after he arrived home from work to find she hadn’t cooked his dinner.
…He told police that he first tried to cut her head off with an axe while she slept but that had failed so instead he beheaded her with a scythe.
You’d think the axe would work better….still we obviously need stricter scythe control!
IF IT COULD SAVE JUST ONE LIFE!!!11!!