I have several relatives who send me amusing email forwards. Mostly they’re bygone relics from the days before blogs, but tonight I saw a few good ones. First is self-explanatory. Try to keep a straight face:
Second is REALLY impressive. Have a look
For those who were never in a marching band, let me make some notations.
-Note there are no yard markers on the floor. So the people in the midst of the formation can dress off their neighbors, but the people in the front of the formation are flying blind. And since they are going in multiple directions the “blind” marchers are plentiful and all over the place.
-Note the rifle team had bayonets fixed!
-Note that the rifle team fired off a blank in the drill, so not only does nobody get impaled by a bayonet, but nobody has an ND with all that rifle work!
– M1 Garands are fucking HEAVY! Seriously, to spin one like that takes forearms and hands like a lumberjack!