Well crap, last time I was here the Ft. Meyers TSA didn’t even have backscatter X-Ray scanners, now they have the Millimeter Wave scanners (we swear they’re safe this time….we only lied the once!), and guess who was lined up to try the new scanners?
I added a nice touch to the sexual assault. First I thanked the agent for his fresh gloves, and when he asked if any part of my body was sensitive or injured, I responded “Only my 4th Amendment Rights”.
He understood my message. This was always something lacking in my scanner refusal. I don’t want to be a raging jackhole, as giving these people who are doing a despicable and criminal job a reason to hate those of us who know our rights is exactly the last thing we need.
Still I want them to know, without wasting any of our valuable time, and without fostering any new hostilities (I’m the ONLY one being violated here) that I will comply but I’m aware of my rights, and they should be too.
OK time to head home where it’s cold and blowing. Can’t wait!
The last time they asked me that, I told them that I had a leaking abscess in my groin. You should have seen the guy run for the hand sanitizer after my groping.
Oooh that sounds like a good time to educate them on the term “Anal Fistula”! 🙂
Do all of the above.
Wear a kilt.
Traditionally.