Not a death, but maybe a reason for a mandated vegan diet.
Authorities say a western Pennsylvania man beat his wife with a package of frozen ground beef, then ran away when police were called.
Its not unreasonable that somebody might be killed by blunt force from a frozen piece of meat. Of course can you imagine somebody being hurt as much with a bag of frozen peas?
OF COURSE NOT! MANDATORY VEGAN DIETS!!! IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE!!!!
Roald Dahl, call your office, please.