From The Jack
Now I love me some ducks. It appears shooing them out isn’t going to work, so after that I escalate to pat-pats…that sometimes works, unfortunately.
After that I would have to note that my business does not hold up to duck shit very well and ducks are indeed quite yummy birds…
Sorry ducks, but you DO taste really good!
…and yet, if these were seagulls, I’d wade in with a baseball bat.
…ducks get a free pass for me, too, even if they are delicious.
Yeah I hear you. And meanwhile from all I hear (and also derive from stories of hunters eating eiders that gulls taste downright nasty due to all the fish and shellfish they eat.
Seems a little counter-intuitive, but then again the former IS known as the “Dump Duck”. Trash and such….
Woo.
I knew this was *so* you.
I wonder how they even got into the store in the first place.
You’d think after the first dozen or so someone would close a door.
They travel in packs! I know “flocks” is probably the more biologically correct word, but when teams of renegade ducks raid a store, that’s socially a “Pack” in human terms, that or “Gang”.
I’m betting it happened fast!
Or maybe a “mob”