How about this idea?
EYEBALL SQUEEGEE! Little squeegees that are the size of a human eyeball. Market them as an ideal product to use after clicking the links at vicious circle!
“Eyeball Squeegee: Some things CAN be unseen!”
anybody want to get in on the ground level?
If you order now, we’ll throw in a bottle of brain bleach, at no extra cost!
There you go, Delta Bravo! That’s how we make our millions and stop doing this 9-5 slog!!!! 😀