You know what the most common weapon on the planet is? Water!
A northwest Houston man was clinging to life at the hospital Thursday, almost a week after authorities said his teenage girlfriend scalded him with boiling water.
Simple as that, the most common chemical on earth and she used it to quite possibly murder her boyfriend.
You wanna ban water?
Bonus found a video:
So many ways one could go with this. Firstly, as you said, let’s ban water. Not only can you boil it and scald someone to death (or severe injury) but you could also freeze them in it in the winter, you could drown them in it, you could get a towel wet and make it a tight firm whip and whip someone – the list goes on and on.
Well, on second thought, rather than banning it outright, let’s just license everyone who wants to use it. You need to pass classes in proper water use, and you can no longer heat it above a certain temperature.
Also, since the crime was committed using something to heat the water, let’s regulate everything which generates any form of heat.
Oh, and run-down shacks.
And dating people double your age.
Maybe if we regulate everything which was related to this incident, we can prevent it from happening again!
WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDRENZ!11!!11!