Was planning on dropping this one in the magazine and air it around the end of the week, but the story is just too hot. Robb already did a post on it. Also I got pings from WizardPC, Jennifer, and Wallphone. So thanks to you all, and here’s the story.
A relative of the Port St Lucie teen accused of beating his parents to death with a hammer before throwing a house party says the murders have shocked and devastated the “normal family.”
If you don’t have a hammer you’re a liar. I think there are over a half-dozen Framing hammers in this house alone, let alone rubber mallets, dead blow hammers, tack hammers, various mallets, and sledge hammers. They’re extremely useful tools, but also they can easily be used to commit murder. Again what’s the difference between my hammers and this freaks?
The freak! I have no interest in killing another person, so my hammers are just used for assembling and disassembling household items.
Nope its the sick bastard that’s the missing component in this sick tale. And of course the case is made given that this fucking monster THREW A PARTY after he finished killing his folks.
But of course that isn’t any concern to those who hate freedom, as only “Gun Deaths” count, and this was a hammer death!
Again thanks to all who submitted the story, and extra credit for those who added a sick joke tagline to the correspondence. You know who you are! And you should be ashamed! 😉
“Those who added?” You mean it wasn’t just me? And yes, I should be ashamed.
Nope! 8) It was pretty awesome!
Relieved it wasn’t just me either.