From Dad:
A woman from Portland purchased a piece of timberland near Ashland, Maine . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the DEP, Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a “recreational area” so close to a waste treatment facility. I’m sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!”
That’s funny right there
HAHHAHA.. you’re dad brings teh funneh 🙂
Except, it would never take so quick to get any response whatsoever from any one of those agencies, let alone all of them. Believe me, I’m currently working on a few dam projects involving the Forest Service and the BLM and the Army Corp of Engineers. It’s like some sort of bureaucratic nightmare…
…and liberal idiots think that health care can be provided by the “gubermint” efficiently and inexpensively…ha, ha, ha, ouch…laughed so hard my spleen burst and now I’m going to die waiting for a bureaucrat in D.C. to decide if the surgery is cost-effective.