This ad will push Rick Perry to the top of the Polls
Because we all know being a Republican is all about Fag-Bashing with a thick slab of Jesus on the side.
This Election Season is depressing the ever-loving shit out of me.
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You will not see me use this language in written format very often, but fuck the Republicans. The “best” they have to offer ranges from “Obama Light” to “complete, total, and miserable fail-in-a-can”, and I am tired of “settling”.
I’m going to Settle. In November I’ll be voting for the Lesser Evil…and that Evil is sadly President Obama…
Lovely.
And the Supreme Court’s gonna get real… interesting too with this pool of knuckleheads.
Since my dead grandmother’s multiple trips to the voting booth in Chicago will cancel out mine no matter who I vote for, I’ll likely be going third party.
I’m tired of two slightly different shades of polished turds.
But who’s waiting in the Wings? Ron Paul said he won’t split from the GOP again (I don’t believe him…but as kooky as he is, he isn’t insane, and he knows a Libertarian or Independent run will just be a waste of time and money….I’d rather sit in the Dentist’s chair for 3 months than run a lackluster 3rd Party Presidential Campaign) .
I think I’d feel even worse about myself if I voted for Bob Barr rather than that treasonous shitbag McCain.
Hasn’t looking for “That Leader, The Idealogically Pure One Who Will Lead Us to Utopia” part of the problem? Even if we were able to combine the political acumen of Bismark with the Libertarianism of Prof. De La Paz and the charisma of Ronald Regan, what could he honestly accomplish?
What to do? I don’t really know.
Oh no doubt! As you might have noticed I was a Herman Cain supporter. Now he’s a nut, unpolished, a Cad, and holds some ideals that I have no interest in.
That being said I could see him pointing the Bow of this country into the right direction and seemed to have a few ideas of how to get that done. (Note, I like Ron Paul’s ideals, but he’s more philosopher than leader and I question if he was given the reins of command if he wouldn’t be JUST LIKE Obama. All Speeches and zero accomplishments)
I know that ideological purity is a fantasy, and not even an achievable one given that the President is just one branch of Government, even Penn Gillette would have a bitch of a time getting anything done with all the Authoritarian Schoolmarms from the left and the right in Congress, if elected for President. (Hence why he’d rather sell out shows in Las Vegas, then go back to his house and have a crazy party with Midgets and Porn Stars)
I have no idea who I’ll be voting for in the Republican Primary (Maybe I’ll vote Ron Paul so maybe some of his Autistic followers will see that he can’t win EVER and maybe they’ll quit muddying the waters) but I’m pretty damn sure I’ll just vote the Lesser of the two Evils on Election Day….and that will most likely be President Obama.
Penn/Teller in 2012!
Throw out debates/primaries/etc. I propose a cage fight. It would at least be more entertaining.
OK this I can get behind!
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