Morning Listen: Garfunkel and Oates

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1. Erin Palette says:

   June 9, 2012 at 10:52 am

   Just cruise OKCupid for a while, and you will find no shortage of women like 29 there.

   It’s my opinion that if you’re on a dating site, you have no standing to be picky, and yet I easily find these women who state outright that they will not settle for anything less than a man who is over 6 feet, with a full head of hair BUT no facial hair, is athletic, and who makes more than $50k a year.

   I’m like “Bitch, you gonna be single a long time.”

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   • Weerd Beard says:

     June 9, 2012 at 10:59 am

     Plus wimmins should KNOW BEARDS ARE A MUST! If a Man can’t grow a beard, how do you know he’s even a man at all????? 😉

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     • Jack says:

       June 10, 2012 at 1:09 am

       Ah 29, I used to date someone alot like like that. And add in a big chip on her shoulder about the environment she grew up in.

       In retrospect, I’m so glad that relationship’s over. Lotta crazy and baggage in that one.

       Seriously, a man’s gotta have more hair on his face than on his head.

       So ponytails are fine, but you gotta be willing to go the full Griz-Adams route then.

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2. Critter says:

   June 9, 2012 at 12:29 pm

   very cute and full of win. 🙂

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3. Murphy's Law says:

   June 9, 2012 at 11:37 pm

   LOL. I love those two. Never saw that one before though.

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