Medicine

So the other day in the lab I burned my hand on my autoclave. It was terribly painful, and the burn was disfiguring. I’m a little embarrassed to share it, but here it is.

I know, I’m hideous. Nobody can love me looking like this. Also even tho this was a week ago the pain is still VERY intense. So I called up my doctor.

I feel much better already! Medicinal gin is the cure all from burns, to deep depression over being disfigured. If I have a few more maybe even the scar will vanish!

And yes, I’m a Doctor! How else could I get that knife?

(BTW I’m so amused I found my college dissection kit! haven’t used it in ages, used big crude knives in the Observer Program, and I use disposable scalpels in the lab)

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0 Responses to Medicine

  1. alcade says:

    I might need one of those scripts, too. I was in the lab just the other day and stabbed myself in the belly with a broken pipette. Took me about ten minutes to dig glass shards out of my blubber. Whoops!

    Maybe I should try to get disability…

  2. Borepatch says:

    Gun Death chem lab!

  3. MiniMedic says:

    Dude, my burn from the oven was more noticable than that, and I didn’t even THINK to touch the vodka in the freezer…

  4. mike w. says:

    Doogie Howzer M.D……..with a beer’d.

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