Somebody wrote a cool script that translates normal human speech into “Progressive”
Go Here and enter some text in the comment feild, and your text will be replaced with hate-filled bigotry.
For instance I wrote “I’m Heading to Work” and it got translated into:
He left a note saying, “I’m off to work!”
This is apparently his way of saying that he hates unions just as much as he lovz his gunz. Oh, well, co-morbidity amongst the disintelligentsia is not a strange phenomenon.
And:
What a fuckwit QueeredBeard must be. Is he happy he’s working when many amongst the rest of the populace has a holiday? If that’s so, he’s a chump, a slave who’s happy to be picking cotton for his owner. The reichtards who think they’re being so anti-establishment! They’re licking the soles of their masters’ boots and exclaiming how good the taste is.
Hehhe, Additively fun!
For someone who is so very concerned with pointing out how supposedly insecure and unsatisfied other people are, he certainly spends a great deal of time inflating his own ego by self-aggrandizing in comments only he can see. Projection, anyone?
Of course, the kinds of people who get their jollies off by flagrantly, childishly, speciously, and fallaciously insulting people they hardly even know in order to make themselves feel better must be pathetically sad individuals indeed.
I went.
I commented
I fell to their low low level
Sigh….I feel so soiled….
But they pissed me off! I am so tired of the supposedly tolerant left and their hypocritical ways!
I could not help myself!!
Please forgive me!!
So I scanned up and down the page to look for the “translate” tool, then I realized there was no script to be found :/
What do you mean? Are you implying that the content above was written by a living, breathing person?
IMPOSSIBLE!
Perhaps not living and breathing.
Zombies can blog too, right ? Doesn’t that tie it all together ? Bsaed on that post, I believe they sure should be seeking brains. Not sure if it is out of curiosity, jealousy, or desparation, but they are clearly a few neurons short of a synapse.
LMAO, explaining him away as some Eliza-like computer script certainly makes a lot of sense.
I actually prefer to think of him as an AI that has gone rampant.
I gave it a try but it didn’t work. Instead of transcribing my comment it just deleted it. Shocking eh?
Bummer, maybe we overloaded the circuits?