Alan found this lovely internet gem.
Have a look! Enter your settings and it generates however much meat-themed gibberish as you want.
I had to trump it. Crank out a paragraph or two over there, copy it to your clipboard, then jump over here and have the computer read it back to you in a myriad of accents!
I was laughing my ass off as the cheezy voice read the nonsense when my wife walked into the armory. She rolled her eyes and was generally unimpressed.
If you want to not impress your significant other you too can be like Weer’d!
Enjoy!
I tried it and loled. Thank God for the interwebs!