“Gun Death” Eaten by Badgers

You can’t make this shit up!

Dwarf Who Played Gordon Ramsay in Porn Eaten By Badgers


With the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door, it’s all over for pint-sized Percy.
His tiny corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.
And expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow.
Sources close to the investigation said Percy was clothed but parts of his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals.
It is not yet clear how Percy died, though suicide has not been ruled out. Movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: “Percy was a little guy with big problems.

Please note that “Badger Death” is NOT “Gun Death”. I have no idea what the circumstances of the petite porn star’s death, but I will point out that defensive guns are not just for two-legged predators, but 4 legged ones too.

Of course in England if you’re attacked by a badger or some other predator you have no choice but to be devoured.

**UPDATE** Looks like a VERY elaborate and well-crafted hoax.

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0 Responses to “Gun Death” Eaten by Badgers

  1. Jake says:

    Wow. Truth really is stranger than fiction.

    I know it’s in bad taste, but I just can’t resist.

  2. mike w. says:

    If it’d been a beaver death that would’ve been really ironic…..

  3. alcade says:

    I think if you’re about to be eaten to death by badgers, a gun won’t do you any good.

    God wants you dead.

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