“Gun Death” Garlic Bread

Yep, Garlic Bread.

A TEENAGER in Scotland admitted today to stabbing his girlfriend to death because she had been “moaning at him” over his failure to make garlic bread for their dinner.

FYI when I’m in the mood for garlic bread but I’m too damn lazy to run it under the broiler or oven to make the best kind, a slice of white bread in the toaster, and then butter, garlic salt, maybe some of that cheap Parmesan crap, and it works in a pinch.

Also these classy turds missed the fact that Scotland has a VERY low “Gun Death”, furthermore they have quite restrictive knife laws. Jame’s Kelly must be pleased. They call it a Glasgow Smile for a reason.

Maybe restrictions on tools isn’t the way…

h/t Bob

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0 Responses to “Gun Death” Garlic Bread

  1. Roadkill says:

    Seriously. That guy should be twitching on the end of a rope. The body left for a few weeks as a grim reminder of that there are personal consequences left in this world. Sadly, that’s not the case. For this crime? Only a minimum of 14 years in a prison system renown for early releases.

  2. Apparently the killer wasn’t listening properly. According to Sean Connery, if you give the woman the last word, and she won’t let it go, you can slap her. He didn’t say you could stab her to death.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

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