The Anti-Rights activists always talk about “Safe Storage” laws. Such things as locking a gun up, and locking ammunition separately, to keeping guns locked in a Gun Club. One must do this so that children don’t find dangerous items just lying around.
A, 18-month-old child was sent to the hospital in critical condition Wednesday night after the child was found accidentally strangled by an electrical cord at a home in an unincorporated area near Litchfield Park, officials said.
Why do people have electrical cords? You can’t hunt with them. There is no point to an electrical cord but to murder children, and they must be banned!
Indeed. Clearly, people with electrical cords hate their children and want them to die forthwith. They are bad people and should be locked up. They frighten the rest of we peace-loving folk who go through life quite nicely without electrical cords. Why would you need an electrical cord anyway, unless you are just inviting trouble?
Not only that but electrical cords can murder by strangulation, laceration, or electrocution. The triple threat. Guns only kill by projectile penetration and plunt force trauma. Not only that, but electrical cords are frequently attached so some other blunt force (or even edged weapon).
Curse you Ben Franklin, Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, and George Westinghouse for investing our homes and neighborhoods with these EEEEEEEVIL KILLING MACHINES!!!!!
OK, I’ll go and take my meds now.