Why would ANYBODY own a hammer? They are only designed to kill!
A man who bludgeoned a grandfather to death with a hammer and seriously injured his de facto wife has pleaded not guilty on the grounds of mental impairment.
Can you imagine how much it would cost to build something if hammers were regulated the same way guns were? Hey but not a “Gun Death”, which of course is a valid metric, right?
h/t Maddmedic
