So I’ve been thinking about this idea, it occurred to me while watching…eh, grown-up movies, one evening. It also seems to appeal to the wookie suiter in me. BTW this is just an idea, and I have no intentions of going through with it as #1. I don’t have the capital, #2. I really don’t want to be a business owner, and #3. My wife likely won’t let me.
So you buy a piece of commercial property (sole ownership is better than renting), fill the location with lounges and bedrooms. Hire on women as subcontractors who are openly willing to engage in sex as a business.
Now what you will have is something VERY close to a brothel, and certainly should be outfitted with everything legal brothels in the US and Europe have, such as security, cleaning staff, and doctors and nurses.
But Brothel’s are illegal (which I will add is total bullshit, as you can buy a woman gifts and get sex, or get married for money, and of course its free for a woman to have sex with anybody she wants…its just illegal to negotiate the terms and…well let’s get to that)
Advertise your services, only instead of the traditional brothel fare, once the John selects the girl he’d like to work with, and they negotiate the transactions and prices, the set director does a lighting and set check, and the camera man begins to film. Once scene is completed the raw footage is burnt to disk or other electronic media, and the John buys the film rights from the house. The price the film rights are sold for will go towards paying the other workers and the house.
You see he is NOT engaging in sex in a house of prostitution, he is producing and staring in a pornographic film. Your business is NOT a brothel, but a film production studio that does work for non-agency producer/actors.
I see the end result as no different than a cross-over between modern pornography, and amateur videos like “Girls Gone Wild”. The only difference is that the house isn’t interested in producing or distributing the film. If the John would like to sell or distribute the film footage through legal, or private channels that’s his business, the same if he decides it was not a profitable venture and he chooses to destroy the film, or keep it for his own private use. Its his movie, he financed it.
Of course if certain people would want to use this as a means to have sex with professionals for the exchange of cash, I don’t know how anybody would be aware of it.
So could this legally work?
Postscript: I’ve been doing some Google searching and I’m not finding anything definitive about how to legally film pornography at any given location.
Your mind works like mine Weer’d LOL
You need to dub the place “Loophole” (AKA The prostitution loophole) and since it contains the world hole it would need to have a nasty logo.
No. In many places making a pornographic video for money is still considered prostitution. There is a reason almost all non-amateur pornography is made in LA and Nevada.
If Jeff says it’s illegal, maybe if you had a restaurant on site, and the client had dinner with the girl ahead of time it would be legal? Like a loophole within a loophole.
Well a fancy dinner that leads to sex in a hotel room is pretty close to every-day America.
Just charge $300 a plate for four-star dinner (and of course the man should be a gentleman) and $200 per hour for the hotel room.
No, Officer, nothing going on here, we just charge outrageous rates, but people seem to like the atmosphere…
I need to look into Jeff’s comment about the legality of filming pornography.
Money Making Idea is a great story that made me smile, Thanks! As you said legal brothels have security, cleaning staff, and doctors and nurses. Check out this classy legal USA brothel in Nevada. Also read some of the ladies reviews from the people that visit the brothel. Sheri’s Ranch -> http://www.sherisranch.com/default.aspx
Bizarrely enough as a man with a very small number of sexual partners, and married man who is hardcore big into monogamy (and very satisfied will all of the above), I find brothels and prostitution (especially the legal ilk…tho this book on a Boston Area Escort was REALLY impressive http://www.amazon.com/Callgirl-Confessions-League-Lady-Pleasure/dp/0060736054 looks like this is a later printing than my copy which was anonymous)
I guess its the libertarian in me. I have no desire to solicit a prostitute, but I know it doesn’t harm me any way, and I know some people roll that way. Same with Marijuana.
I’m in, balls deep, … let me know when the IPO goes out.
LOL, ideal way of expressing interest!
Heh, Sheri’s. I’ve had lunch at their Sports Bar and have seen some of the ladies. I also went to their annual open house and barbecue (I lived in Pahrump for a year.) It is a pretty classy place, I guess. But the individual suites are still trailers…
Hey! I’m from Maine! I have family that lives in trailers!
Did you give “Massages” there? 😀
No, Smart-ass, I did not give any sort of massage there. LOL.
I wasn’t a therapist back then, I was a medical assistant. BUT, there *is* in fact a legitimate spa at Sheri’s ranch, offering massages for the tired Johns and worn-out “ladies”. 😉
And I’m living in a single-wide trailer right now. Sharing one, actually.
See, I’d rather just be a Porn Character Actor. Not a star, buncha divas with their fancy clothe… well, you know what I mean. No, a Porn Character Actor. I’d be the guy back at the pizza parlor making all those pizzas with the holes in teh middle, or the guy cutting all the cable lines so Lance O’Plenty can charge the extra service fees to little miss apartment 305A.
Dude, I’d be the fucking Edward G. Robinson of PCAs. Yeah, see!
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You know I’ve always said I never wanted to be in the Porn industry. Think about it, I’m in the animal husbandry industry, and therefore I want NO pets (I clean enugh poop as is, when I get home I don’t want so much as a fish tank to clean!) Can you imagine if I was having sex for a living? I come home after 9 hours in the “Office” and Mum-ma is feelin’ frisky? Oh I don’t even want to imagine that!!!!
But man, the character actor idea is GREAT! Don’t have to worry about any of the health concerns, and get to hang out with the industry people!
Wouldn’t work for me. Actors are generally required to grow and shave facial hair at the drop of a hat. No-go. The Beard is a lifestyle choice!
If you think that firearms laws are a mess of regulations like unto an Escher painting, you just start looking at the prostitution / porn / adult toy industry. What’s legal in one town isn’t in another, county by county, state by state… It would require a full time lawyer just keeping the harassment down, both from the local police thinking they’re doing the right thing and from the outraged baptists down the street.
If you’re able to find the place where it’s legal and can be done without your producers ending up on the Channel 9 news at 11, but still be close enough to a population zone to be profitable, let me know, I’d love to help get that started.
Faaak I forgot about the friggin’ News Expose Bullshit!
I know that there is a studio in California that does the “star in your own porn” (I saw it late night on Showtime). You can bring your own partner or use own of the professionals. So, apparently your idea appears to be legal in at least one area of the country.
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