Which is a more likely story: A) TSA officials in their infinite wisdom are concerned with terrorists hiring white women to conceal explosives as peanut butter cookies. B) Semi-Retarded TSA Goon was hungry and found somebody’s Peanut Butter cookies, and since he was violating the 4th Amendment from searching her bags without her consent, he decided “in for a penny, in for a pound” and decided to go full-Monty and commit an illegal seizure and enjoy some cookies on his break. Occam’s Razor will be supplied for you to use.
They are criminals, they are thugs, and the only occupations they should have are work details inside prison.
DISBAND TSA TODAY!
**UPDATE** Miguel brings the funny that ties in so nicely!