No Sympathy for Plants

Spring has sprung! For lunch we fired up the grill and had BBQ ribs. I sat in my Adirondack chair and sipped wild turkey while cooking. Here’s a picture of them when there was still some snow:

My Chair is the one in the background, I call it “Old Tetanus” because you can get gouged by rusty nails if you don’t use caution sitting in it. My mom bought me this chair at a yard sale falsely thinking that I might fix it up. Fuck that, I occasionally grab a hammer and bang the lose nails back in. The one in the foreground one of my neighbors put it out on the curb one weekend. It had a ratty cushion on it that obviously housed a family of mice at some point. I chucked the cushion and gave it a hit with the hose, then let the wind and rain clean it off and its a damn nice Adirondack chair….but I don’t like it as much as Old Tetanus.

But yeah there’s no snow. After lunch we went for a walk with Vector and $w33t-P, then I went like crazy at some yard work that needed to get done. I raked the leaves, and divided up both my Bleeding Hearts, and my Lamb’s Ear, both of which had grown quite well and needed to be thinned a bit. We’ll see if the transplants take…but if they don’t, I’m a fucking Zoologist, I have ZERO sympathy for plants!

Enjoy the weather people, you know I am!

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0 Responses to No Sympathy for Plants

  1. Stan says:

    Old Tetanus, good name.

  2. Jennifer says:

    You just made me feel a lot less cheap for having reclaimed neighbor garbage lawn furniture. Thanks for that.

    • Weerd Beard says:

      Stuff left on the curb, and yard sales must always be looked at! One person’s trash is another man’s treasure.

      When I got my current grill I put the old out out on the curb and began putting the new one together in the driveway. The next time I looked down to the curb it was gone…not only had somebody snatched up my grill QUICKLY but QUIETLY! 😀

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