I had a dream last night that I was shopping in a small family market, and somebody handed me a jar saying “You’ll love this”.
The jar had a Vlasic and floating in the brine was a full cheese burger and two patties of Gefilte Fish, to add to the bizarre charm the Gifilte was wrapped in strips of bacon.
I was horrified, and was perplexed at how a hamburger and bun might taste after it had become saturated with brine, also I was amused that a kosher food would be wrapped in bacon….and why would you group the two together?
And I decided to buy it because it was only a few bucks and I thought the bloggies would be amused by my reactions to such a strange concoction.
Sadly it was a dream, I’d have totally eaten it!
Soggy buns… ew.
And ew.