I decided to scoot in early to work so I can bail early and spend that time shoveling out the approximately 10″ of Global warming out of my driveway. Its going to be a NIGHTMARE to find a place to put it all, and of course very classy of Mother Nature to take a big white shit on us during the morning drive time so consistently. Couldn’t dump it on the weekends where I have the time to shovel, or in the evenings so I can clear a path before bed and have smoothing sailing in the AM.
The roads were HORRIBLE this morning. I did about 40 in 4×4 on the highway with my knuckles going white on the wheel more than a few times as I felt traction waning. There were no lane markers to speak of, people just picked a general spot and stuck to it. Overall the speed-demon assholes weren’t out, but I was still amazed to see a few people pass me at was appeared to be a SCREECHING 60 mph.
I suspect the bad road maintenance is a direct result of budget reconsideration.
And remember kids, we aren’t out of the woods until the Ides of March….
So for Mother Nature, and your lovely snow, I got another tune coming out over the airwaves just for you!
My back is gonna hurt tonight from throwing snow over 8′ banks….
Our evil plan to redistribute our usual “buried in global warming white stuff” is working!!!
Buuuuuuuwwahahahahahaha
Flyover country will rule!!
Of course already having damn near 50 inches of snow already here…….Means my back just plain aches…..
Three hours of shoveling and we still can’t get the cars out of our driveway…
I’m thinking that we should get some flamethrowers for snow removal. 🙂
http://current.com/news/92935645_abington-man-made-bombs-to-clear-snow-to-avoid-shoveling.htm
Not if you like the view of your wife and baby unobstructed by gray bars.
My neighbor and I were talking about a tactical use of naplam for snow removal.
This will also get you sent to jail…:(
How about cesium for snow removal? I bet that would be fun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixxJtJPVXk (go to 2:15)
We used to watch this video in chem class in high school. My teacher would continuously repeat the cesium demo for a few minutes while we cheered.
I’d imagine they’d also arrest you for that too, still a good idea. Neighbor and I were talking about putting steel washtubs into the banks and building fires in them. Might work, but also might turn our yards into skating rinks….