The graveyard shift bartender at the Crown & Anchor heard a mighty crash and ran outside to find scattered body parts, a demolished vehicle and four dead people….Not everyone was dead, though. And as rescue crews worked to free the driver from the wrecked car, he asked loud enough to be heard by the bartender:
“Did I make it to the liquor store?”
Now cars are legal, liquor is legal, drunk driving is illegal, but killing somebody with a gun is illegal and that isn’t enough for those who use “Gun Death”, so what do we need to ban?
Nothing, because those who use “Gun Death” drink, and drive…tho maybe not together. They only want to restrict the rights they don’t personally use!
