“Gun Death” Golf

I always point out that “Progressives” don’t like to compare cars and guns because “Progressives” own and use cars. This should piss them off too!

A 48-year-old man was nearly killed after being impaled in the groin with a golf club during a fight at a golf course, according to a Fort Worth Star-Telegram story.

Clay Carpenter, 48, was recovering after the club punctured his femoral artery, causing him to lose blood like a “leaky faucet,” according to the newspaper.

The fight broke out over a dispute about Carpenter’s golfing partners playing through a group of four men. Carpenter told the newspaper he was stabbed with the shaft of a golf club when he was on top of another man.

A femoral bleed is a scary thing, and he’s lucky to be alive. I demand that all Golfer have mandatory background checks, they’re forced to keep their clubs under lock-and-key, all clubs must be serialized, registered, and inspected for “Safety”, and if the golfer hands his club bag to a Caddy the Caddy must be 21 and undergo a background check from a licensed Pro-Shop!

Yeah they’d LOVE submitting to that!

h/t Whipped Cream Difficulties

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