from Roadkill, on the Gunblogger_conspiracy IRC channel:
-Roadkill> they say.. that in japanese mythology Kappas, turtle like creatures that lived in lakes and rivers loved to sumo and they had a bad habit of drowning people.
-Roadkill> so…
-Roadkill> Teddy Kennedy was a kappa?
-Roadkill> sumo wrestling women to death in the waters of Mass?
-Roadkill> IT MAKES SENSE
-WEERD> Except instead of cucumbers, He had a craving for scotch
More on Kappa here.