Thought for the Day

So Mike at ENDO has a post up about “Operators”

✔Noise cancelling hearing protection
✔Oakley sunglasses
✔Scruffy Beard
✔Polo shirt with random operator companies you’ve probably never heard of
✔Thermal long sleeve under the polo shirt
✔Paracord bracelet
✔Weapon light during daylight ops

Just heading out the door for work (blogging because I don’t wanna go!!!)

Lets See, Beard…check!

T-Shirt from ENDO Apparel, Does that Count?

LL Bean Jeans, LL Bean Chamois shirt, LL Bean Boots. Am I a Maine Operator?

CONTROL I HAVE EYES ON THE SWAMP DONKEY! I AM ADVANCING MY SKIDDER!!!

Maybe we could make a Movie about it! I got a Plot idea, even! Valdimir Putin after his re-election again invades Georgia, but good, and Starts Rebuilding the Soviet Union! Having captured Tom Clancy he discovers that the Advanced Typhoon Sub Red October is hidden in the Penobscot River in Maine. He scrambles Spetsnaz operators to capture the sub, and if still armed launch Missiles on New York, and DC.

Entirely unaware Maine has a secret weapon guarding the precious sub and its nuclear payload, and his name is Bucky Beal, and his crack team of Maine Operators. Not only are they tougher and more crafty than other Special teams, they’re also, cantankerous, flinty, and cheap!

Hilarity ensues as the Spetsnaz meet there doom, as Red October is taken out on the ‘Nobscot because the Stripers are runnin’!

Fekin’ Right dude!

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0 Responses to Thought for the Day

  1. topofthechain says:

    I bet they don’t lose their girlfriends either, they just lose their turn.

  2. Tango says:

    ✔Noise cancelling hearing protection
    ✔My Oakleys were lost hunting, but I’ll have another pair)
    ✔Awesome Beard
    ✔Polo shirt with no logos beyond an alligator or a guy on a horse
    Thermal long sleeve under the polo shirt (This is just douchebaggery at its finest)
    Paracord bracelet
    Weapon light during daylight ops

    Oh, and they dismantled Red October to study it, so it don’t exist anymore.

    • Weerd Beard says:

      BTW Larry Correia made up that whole “Vampires and Werewolves are real” for his MHI series.

      Fiction! BTW there aren’t Maine Special ops riding around in up-armored Log Skidders, and doing Beach landings in modified Lobster boats and stern draggers.

      I wants my fiction how I wants it! 8)

    • Jack says:

      *whines pedantically*

      Technically, they stripped out all the equipment, missiles, torpedo and stuff and then sank it.

      *end whine*

      I’m surprised you didn’t have Putin invade the wrong Georgia.

      Ooooh! They invade a Georgia Pacific plant. They’ve gotta have paper processing stuff up in Maine right?

  3. SGB says:

    Hilarious post.

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