These pictures have been circulating. Breda sends me the backstory!
This guy in Libby’s class, possibly named Marshall, is apparently doing a project in which he’s trying to get a duckling to imprint on him. The caption of this picture read, “SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY.”
I think it’s cool the school’s allowing it and there aren’t any screams of ‘allergies’ or ‘unsanitary’ or ‘distraction’.