Via Wallphone, its a scan of a newspaper posting…
Something about being “Bummed to death by a Zebra”. I can’t even make heads or tails of it. The officials who recovered the body suspect he was mistaken for a female Zebra because of his shit-pattern. (possibly “Shirt pattern” unsure)
Let your imagination wander on that one. No guns…but what was used to kill is…well I’m glad I don’t know!
WOW!
You’re a biologist and an expectant father — yet you have trouble deciphering what a Male Zebra might do to something he mistook for a female Zebra; yeah right?
You just don’t want to type it out because you know you’ll never get the mental image out of your mind.
His ‘shit-pattern’?!?
Now THAT gives me a mental image.
LOL, that was too good a typo to Completely fix!
Thanks, and LOL!
Oh yeah, reply to Jennifer (which was a great catch) but duck the issue of you not wanting to cop to knowing how he died.
🙂
Not that I blame you — working to get that image out of my mind.
LOL! You know me, Bob! that was one of the first things that came to mind.
And yeah…yuck! 😉