“Gun Death” Car Wash

My new car is almost a year old now, and I haven’t washed it ONCE yet. Nobody NEEDS to wash their car!

A 72-year-old woman was killed in a Southeast Texas car wash after an unsecured vehicle that was being cleaned ran her over.

The Houston Chronicle reports that Juana Gonzalez and her family were waiting for their truck at the car wash in Conroe on Saturday when an attendant accidentally put the vehicle in drive instead of neutral just before placing it on an automated car wash track.

Conroe police say the vehicle sped through the car wash and ended up crashing into Gonzalez, who was about 50 feet away.

I’m not coming for your car wash, I just think all AUTOMATED car washes are dangerous death machines. Plus any true car lover and driver washes their car by hand, you don’t NEED one of these death machines.

IF IT SAVES JUST ONE LIFE!11!!! WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS!!11!!

h/t Bob

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4 Responses to “Gun Death” Car Wash

  1. TS says:

    The semi-auto car washes (hand drying) are just as bad.

  2. HerrBGone says:

    Don’t blame the car wash. Blame the guy operating the car wash. Even fully automatic car washes don’t do bad things out of their own evil nature…

  3. DocRambo says:

    It was obviously an “assault wash.”

  4. AZRon says:

    Cleanliness is next to homicideliness.

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