A Washington State University graduate student, accused of attempting to murder his wife at their home in Uniontown, appeared in a Whitman County courtroom where he pleaded not guilty Friday morning.
Jacob Forster, 32, was arrested on April 30th after he allegedly attempted to poison his wife by placing a box over her head that had a hose attached to a nitrogen gas tank.
Wow, that’s a LOT of thought for an unsuccessful murder. Of course those who use the metric of “Gun Death” might say that if he had used a gun he’d DEFINITELY have killed his wife. Of course if he had used a knife or a club his results likely would have been the same.
But hey, guns are different…because they are different!
h/T Barron
Wait… poison? Asphyxiate, maybe. You’d think wordsmiths would be more mindful of the words they use.
And, while it’s almost clever, surely any medical examiner worthy of the name, given a case of “thirtysomething, died in her sleep of no apparent cause”, would get Very Interested Indeed, and it’s not like there are a lot of opportunities for inexplicable fatal nocturnal hypoxia. (Sudden Adult Death Syndrome! It’s a new thing!)