Police say a cow fell through the roof of a small house in southeastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife….He said the cow apparently was grazing on a small hill above Souza’s home.
Good thing Brazil has VERY strict gun laws…otherwise the cow might have been armed….
Really strange story!
the cow might have been armed
Indeed.
Not armed, per se. Maybe LEGGED…..
Perhaps the cows were armed with hoglegs, or maybe mare’s legs? 😉
Wait, WHAT? Did they mean literally ABOVE his home? I thought the cow was on a hillside that the home also occupied, above ground, that is, and somehow the cow was propelled through the air, maybe from a tannerite explosion at a nearby range, then landing on his roof and yadda yadda yadda sis boom bah, Flat Pedro. But a home built INTO the hill, so the cow was grazing in the….ohhhhhh, Samsonite! I was WAAAAAY off. These coffee induced run-on’s are fun!