Authorities say a 13-year-old Houston boy has died after hitting a tree while skiing at Copper Mountain in Colorado.
The Summit County coroner says Tristan Bartlett wasn’t wearing a helmet when he struck the tree on Friday. The resort says he was on a beginner trail at the time.
Not a “Gun Death”.
Don’t forget that skiing killed a Kennedy, too!
Stationary trees are often quite beautiful.
Any tree viewed at speed in your uncontrolled 12, is a m@therfuck*r.
For the sake of the children, I propose that we outlaw Colorado. For the sake of the nation, I propose that we all fund every Kennedy to a ski vacation.