Sad Times

5 Responses to Sad Times

1. wfgodbold says:

   March 4, 2013 at 6:07 pm

   I misread that as “old vintage titties.”

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2. Stuart the Viking says:

   March 5, 2013 at 8:37 am

   Does anyone else get creeped out by vintage porn? On the rare occasion that I see some (I’m not much of a porn hound), I spend most of the time doing the math and realizing that the woman in the video would NOW be something like 70 years old. My imagination just fills in the rest and let me tell you, those are mental images that I really don’t need!

   Same sort of thing goes when somebody tells me “Hey, that girl died in a gruesome car accident”… *shutter*….

   Please tell me I’m not alone in this.

   s

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   • Weerd Beard says:

     March 5, 2013 at 8:59 am

     Their age now doesn’t bother me in the least (and hell actors like Nina Heartly still have some serious game, and I admire her public outreach, political activism and education angle she’s added to her career)

     There is some oddiity to watching Marylin Chambers, who is now departed….but its no different to the short-lived Haley Paige who had a fatal Heroin problem.

     Is any of it any different than watching Heath Ledger as the Joker, and wondering if his method acting played a part in his early demise?

     In the end film is all entertainment, and on some level you MUST take a good performace a5 face value.

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3. guy says:

   March 5, 2013 at 3:36 pm

   Pfft, the burglar could have saved himself some trouble –

   Do It Yourself 70’s porn:
   Take two(2) racoons and place them in a 2′ x 2′ cage. Put black socks on one, apply colorful spray paint to the head of the other. Turn off all the lights in the room save one 40 watt bulb. Film the resulting action through a fishtank full of stagnant water.

   Add in a disco soundtrack and you’re all set.

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   • Weerd Beard says:

     March 5, 2013 at 4:29 pm

     OMG! So Funny!

     I personally have a narrow sweet spot for porn. Essentially 1980 until they switched from film to tape.

     I like women who aren’t surgically altered, and like movies with stories and dialogue, no matter how lame.

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