There are smarter places to be:
A WOMAN was sliced in two by a light aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South Africa.
…Spokesman Captain Carla Prinsloo said the women were thought to have been picking up wood in a plantation near the airfield when the accident happened.
He said, “They took a shortcut over the airfield but one of the women miscalculated and was hit by the plane’s left wing.”
The obvious solution is to ban airports!
H/T Bob
I got stuck for a second on, “northeast South Africa”.