“Gun Death” Runway Cross

There are smarter places to be:

A WOMAN was sliced in two by a light aircraft as she tried to cross a runway in northeast South Africa.

…Spokesman Captain Carla Prinsloo said the women were thought to have been picking up wood in a plantation near the airfield when the accident happened.

He said, “They took a shortcut over the airfield but one of the women miscalculated and was hit by the plane’s left wing.”

The obvious solution is to ban airports!

H/T Bob

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One Response to “Gun Death” Runway Cross

  1. Maxwell says:

    I got stuck for a second on, “northeast South Africa”.

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