So Breda sent me this link:
“Ducks are very social, raising a single duck is basically a death sentence, they will die of loneliness,” he wrote.
The new dad decided to try to keep the duckling company. “Peeps doesn’t have a mother’s wing to go under, so my beard had to do,” Brian said.
Thankfully when I raised ducks there were two of them from a bunk batch of eggs. Really good as at that point I don’t even know if I was shaving yet.
Also from the same site was this bit of joy!27 Ways the Capybara is the Life of the Party.
Just follow the link, I can’t do it any justice!