Author Archives: Weerd Beard

“Gun Death” Drunk Driving

There are so many problems in this country, but can we all agree that “Gun Death” is the worst and needs our sole attention? A St. Paul man with an extensive criminal record who has never had a Minnesota driver’s … Continue reading

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Variation on my Favorite Joke

Because I’m more from the Aristocrats school of joke telling my version is 10X longer (Much to my wife’s chagrin as I tell it all the time and she doesn’t think its very funny) Then again I’m a biologist and … Continue reading

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Gun “Buy Backs” Suck

I’ve said it before, I’m sure I’ll say it many times again, Gun “Buy Backs” suck. The name is stupid, but I won’t make a huge deal about the name because people can call things whatever they want. If somebody … Continue reading

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Shitty Deal

Say Uncle links this court ruling. The justices in an 8-1 decision said officers who loudly knock on a door and then hear sounds suggesting evidence is being destroyed may break down the door and enter without a search warrant. … Continue reading

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Weer’d World Product Idea

How about this idea? EYEBALL SQUEEGEE! Little squeegees that are the size of a human eyeball. Market them as an ideal product to use after clicking the links at vicious circle! “Eyeball Squeegee: Some things CAN be unseen!” anybody want … Continue reading

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“Gun Death” Cage

This is a Rough One That level of brutality is just beyond my scope of thought, I don’t even think I can fathom all the crimes that had to have been committed to do this atrocious act. But none of … Continue reading

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King of Random

Wow, what’s really amazing is this is FROM Charlie Sheen’s youtube channel. WOW, OUT THERE!

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Ostrich Attack

One evening while Ambulance Driver was in Town a bunch of us gunnies had a little shin-dig at a now closed BBQ joint. During that dinner I mentioned to Kelly about my most-likely-ill-thought-out pipe dream of selling the house in … Continue reading

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The Brilliant Opposition

Gotta love the circular logic and straw men. Remember the anti-gun people are delusional. I have little doubt this creep believes what he says is true…sadly I don’t know if it was the Brady Campaign, or the voices in his … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day: McThag

McThag really drops a good one here about cars being used as murder weapons. You know what would keep something like this from happening? Make sure that all cars are registered with the state. Require that all drivers have a … Continue reading

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