“Gun Death” Breasts

Why do we NEED high capacity assault breasts!!!

A large-chested woman will face manslaughter charges after allegedly smothering her boyfriend with her boobs.

Witnesses said drunken Donna Lange, 51, was found lying on top of a 51-year-old man, and one claimed: “She smothered him to death.”

She’s obviously compensating for her lack of a gun…or something!

OK its tragic and horrible…but man I have to laugh at this one!

h/t Kevin

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3 Responses to “Gun Death” Breasts

  1. D2k says:

    Death by snu snu…

  2. Scott says:

    I saw a movie from the 1974 called Deadly Weapons. It starred a chick named Chesty Morgan. It was terrible, but follows the above story almost perfectly.

  3. Stuart the Viking says:

    If your buddy was being targeted by an assailant with high capacity assault breasts and you selflessly jumped into the line of fire (to save his life… honest!). Would your buddy then be obliged to thank you?


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