A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum, a coroner’s inquest heard Tuesday. **DEPARTED**, who was unemployed and lived with his elderly mother, was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on Dec. 30, 2013 after the sex toy got stuck inside him for five days.
**DEPARTED**, who was diabetic, became progressively weaker, and was unable to move from his couch during that time. He only sought assistance after a friend learned of the problem and begged him to get help.
Perforated bowel….it wasn’t a gun…yeah
H/T Wallphone