Happy Birthday Nation of Grown-Ups!

On this date our forefathers decided they could manage this land just as well, if not better than an inbred king could!

We started out as a nation of Grown-Ups. I’d say we still are, but some of that is draining from us.

So on this day of independence celebrate your adult judgment! Eat some fattening food. Skip the veggies. Don’t exercise. Smoke some tobacco (Hell smoke some marijuana, if that’s your thing) drink some alcoholic beverages. Shoot or carry firearms. Play a game of Lawn Darts with your kids. Drive over the speed limit. Use foul language.

Hey, a lot of those things I’m suggesting could have negative consequences. Yep, they sure can! But you know what? You’re a Grown-Up, and you can use your judgment.

You made it this far using the head on your shoulders, I trust you, and I don’t even know who all is reading this.

I trust you, why should others think differently?

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0 Responses to Happy Birthday Nation of Grown-Ups!

  1. bluesun says:

    We had a pig roast/pot luck, and I had so much food I nearly threw up (it was that second piece of Lemon Meringue Pie that got me). Not to mention margaritas and assorted malt beverages. Though it wasn’t in my best judgment (again, I refer you to my second piece of pie), I got through it and am still alive.

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