I won’t lie, I stopped reading Harry Potter after the 4th book because I’ve read many sucky Fantasy Series, and I know one when I see one. I also stopped watching the movies after the abomination that was the 3rd one. That being said This could get me into Harry Potter again.
Who needs magic when you have a 1911 and 230gr Hollow Points?
The grin on Harry’s face is priceless.
Wouldn’t work. Voldemort is essentially a lich with multiple phylacteries. You can shoot him all you want, but he’s not going to stay dead.
That’s why you buy ammo in bulk. Go ahead and keep coming back motherfucker, I could use the practice! 😉
It wouldn’t have worked until at least the Goblet of Fire (book 3? 4?) anyway – he wasn’t using his own body in book 1, and didn’t have a body after that until the end of the Triwizard Tournament.
Shooting disembodied spirits doesn’t even give any real satisfaction.
As Vlad Taltos says: “I don’t care what kind of hotshot wizard you are, a knife between the shoulder blades will cram anyone’s style.”
Cramp. CRAMP! What the heck does “cram” even mean>
AHHHHH! THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE A QUESTION MARK! FAIL, FAIL, FAIL!
http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Cram_ration 😀
Reminds me that there’s Cram in Fallout, also. It looks kinda like spam.
yeah that appears to be a tongue-in-cheek Spam. In nethack its some sort of Tolkien reference to a very bland food made by men for traveling.
They’re only going to stay dead if it’s Morganti though.
SPOILER ALERT!
Yeah, but he’s got that Morganti bit covered, now (and then some – they don’t call it “Godslayer” for nothing!). He doesn’t even have to actually cut a wizard to kill them!
Sometimes mostly dead is good enough to get away!
I’m not sure if I should be impressed or scared that so many people know so much about Harry Potter.
Confession, I’ve never read a single book and have only caught bits and pieces of the first movie